So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
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dear Supernatural fandom
we know you’re going to have a rough night so here’s a blanket
and some tea
and popcorn
good luck tonight
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Actually, that’s a common misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you because they think you’re a shitty hunter and they don’t want you to starve.
So it’s kind of love, but it’s mostly because you suck at catching food
I’m pretty sure “I don’t want you to starve” is the maximum level of love cats are able to give.
#this is why i love cats #they give you tongue bathes and bring you food because they think you’re a giant hairless cat that sucks at being a cat
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ill settle for nothing less
if my future husband doesn’t have a reaction like this i’m walking right back out and saying “alright let’s try this again”
“You know when the bride makes her entrance and everybody turns to look at her? That’s when I look at the groom. Cause his face says it all you know, there’s pure love there.
I like to glance back at the poor bastard getting married. Cause even though I think he’s an idiot for willingly entering into the last legal form of slavery, he always looks really, really happy”
This is so cute
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This is my most favorite thing ever.
You can’t seriously have a post with wedding reactions and not have prince Harry turning round and telling prince William ‘she looks beautiful’ and William smiling and tearing up and mouthing ‘I know’ even though he didn’t turn round and oh my god I’m going to cry
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Dear God,
sorry i fucked a demon about a thousand times
sorry i let the devil loose
sorry i accepted lucifer into my body
sorry i started and then stopped the apocalypse
sorry about a lot of things
whoops
Love Sam
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sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
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I think a great idea for reality tv is to take 15 random teens from around the world that are addicted to the computer, and put them in an amish village until they have a mental breakdown
calm down hitler, this isn’t the hunger games
even better: give them one computer to share. Then they’ll have to watch eachother use it
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her dress changes color to that of your blog
this is lovely
she has a snowflake patterned dress this is great
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i’d actually go running if there wasnt anybody around to see me stop after 43 seconds
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